Unwanted Child

She sent me a message on Viber
about something I need to know

Her belly has been growing
Why did it take 6 months to show?

I’m not doing a Ronaldo
Let the lady handle it on her own

But first requiring a DNA test
Instead of accepting the unknown

It’s the last week in London
Before flying off to gambling city Macau

Then leaving the UK for Malta
No sight of U – so getting time to say Ciao

Ps. Negative result, all good!